I had a brilliant idea today. I tried to get a client to consider RoR and got the expected response. Hey, I’ll make a Framework called “Makin’ Do” here’s a list of features I’ve come up with so far:

  • PHP 4.0
  • MySQL 3.17
  • No Pear
  • Does not include any ridiculous testing apparatus (who needs it anyways?)
  • No template system needed
  • Database migration tools? that’s a self-service feature, best way is to just keep it in your brain, then you don’t need to worry about backing it up.
  • Mixes PHP and HTML saves on the number of files you need. Less files you have the better.
  • Uses extremely long file names, that way you can tell what’s in the file without even opening it example (”/department/officemanagement/administration/catalog/springCatalogUpdatePage.class.php”)
  • Design patterns make it hard for mere mortals to understand, therefore you will not find any in this framework.
  • Uses PHP Globals. Less typing then instead of hammering out $_POST, $_REQUEST, and $_GET

So how bout it?? did I miss anything??

And I think I will even make it a commercial product, since this is just the sort of things corporations dig!

There. I feel better 